Here's why:
The header is supposed to attract EVERYONE.
[Meaningless picture for my article to look cool from a site no one is interested in]
I'm actually a virgin and haven't even had a billion girlfriends!
[Another picture]
(Picture source for some fucked up reason)
Shit!
The thing is that you need to be crispy in order to get women. Do you understand?
Dafuq?
Thank you!
Best,
crispman
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