Why I said No To a Billion Hot Women With Double D's

Here's why:

The header is supposed to attract EVERYONE.


[Meaningless picture for my article to look cool from a site no one is interested in]


I'm actually a virgin and haven't even had a billion girlfriends!


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(Picture source for some fucked up reason)


Shit!


The thing is that you need to be crispy in order to get women. Do you understand?


Dafuq?


Thank you!


Best,


crispman

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