So I guess it is customary to introduce yourself. For now just call me Jax. This is me…
I know what you’re thinking. Okay I don’t know what you’re thinking but I know what I would be thinking if I weren’t me looking at me. NERD!... ok probably not but I am though. Huge really. Really huge. Super huge nerd! It’s usually too much for women to handle honestly. Yeah I’m a dork but I don’t care I thought it was funny.
So anyway my life is basically a romantic comedy that hasn’t gotten to the good part yet… oh yay for me. See you guys can get the cute little montage of all the humiliation and failures while I have to take the long way around. But I won’t get into that now. This is my introduce myself! This is the part where I say little boring facts about myself and you keep reading and pretend you're really interested to be polite.
I was born in a swamp town in Florida (Gators livin' in the back yard swamp town), lived in Japan for a bit, Savannah Georgia, Lived in LA for most of my life though. I even did modeling and acting for a bit after all I lived an hour away from Horrywooo (Its a Spielberg movie reference. Relax!). I found the models to be… um… not intellectually stimulating and I loved acting but it just was never really my passion. After I graduated from high school I worked for 3ish years before I finally decided to pack up my car as much as it could carry and drive on down to Austin Texas!... I had to pick the one part of Texas that is EXACTLY LIKE LA!!!!!... But I like it here.
Of course I met some friends along the way like Mam’maw and the Ducktator. Along with my many girlfriends: 25 hours, Baseball Bat, Leg Humper (I feel like the name gives away the punch line but I still love that story), Broke Back Girlfriend, and so on. I can even tell you about the falling out I had with my two blind roommates (Blind 1 and Bitch-face... I didn't like her) after getting stuck in traffic… but we’re out of time. Queue automated audience ‘Awing’ sound! I know. I know, but if you really want me to talk about my crazy exes and possibly make you feel better about your dating life or want to secretly keep tabs on my life rooting for me to get a girl (or maybe your hoping I don’t. I do realize that my venting is kinda making me seem like a jerk. AH! F*** IT!) or find out how the hell I got 2 blind people for roommates (me too), or just fancy to know more random things about me like what comics I read then go ahead… make my day. I would be honored if you would join us. Were you not entertained? I love it when a good blog comes together
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Jax
Oh i does so warm my heart to see so many people leaping at the opertunity to help a new comer especially when they so clearly read everything I said. Bats eyelashes
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Welcome on Steemit @disco-jax nice intro now I look forward to see more from you. Keep in touch ;-)
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ok, so are you saying I should stop using it?