So you just have registered on steemit and you want to know how to make money how to be a member to this great community that is steemit .
If you follow this post , you'll make that $$$ in no time .
1 .) First you need to raise your reputation a litlle bit .No one will click on a post who's reputation is 25 , because they know that your upvote is worth less than 1cent .
a .) So , you need to make an introduction post , First tag beeing #introducemyself .In this introduction post you need to :
if you're a girl :
-Show boobs
-Show boobs
-Show boobs HD
-Pictures with dogs and boobs
If you're a dude :
-make a 2-10 page brief of how smart are you , and how are you into social networking , and how are you not here for the money , bla bla bla , you get the point .
-if you have manboobs , don't show !
b .) You need to get followers .More followers = higher reputation .
This is how you do it :
-If you're a dude :
-Find posts in #introduce myself
-Coment "Follow4Follow" "Great post , will follow " "Great post , follow me "
- If you're a girl
-Just coment , everyone will follow you because you have boobs in profile picure .
2 .) After you got all them followers , you need to start posting , and populate your blog with interesting content that will please your folowers .
This is how you do it :
- If you're a girl
-You guessed it , Boobs .
-Write about dogs
-Search Memes on internet and post them
- Put boobs , and dogs , and memes into one post and watch it going viral
-If you're a dude
-Steal other ppl's work , modify it a bit and hope it will get the same upvotes
-Make "Contest-like " post and hope ppl will atend them , if they will , keep all the money and give'em no reward , fuck-em !
That's it . Follow this rules , and you 'll be watching them Dollar bills growing , yo!
So you just have registered on steemit and you want to know how to make money how to be a member to this great community that is steemit .
If you follow this post , you'll make that $$$ in no time .
1 .) First you need to raise your reputation a litlle bit .No one will click on a post who's reputation is 25 , because they know that your upvote is worth less than 1cent .
a .) So , you need to make an introduction post , First tag beeing #introducemyself .In this introduction post you need to :
if you're a girl :
-Show boobs
-Show boobs
-Show boobs HD
-Pictures with dogs and boobs
If you're a dude :
-make a 2-10 page brief of how smart are you , and how are you into social networking , and how are you not here for the money , bla bla bla , you get the point .
-if you have manboobs , don't show !
b .) You need to get followers .More followers = higher reputation .
This is how you do it :
-If you're a dude :
-Find posts in #introduce myself
-Coment "Follow4Follow" "Great post , will follow " "Great post , follow me "
- If you're a girl
-Just coment , everyone will follow you because you have boobs in profile picure .
2 .) After you got all them followers , you need to start posting , and populate your blog with interesting content that will please your folowers .
This is how you do it :
- If you're a girl
-You guessed it , Boobs .
-Write about dogs
-Search Memes on internet and post them
- Put boobs , and dogs , and memes into one post and watch it going viral
-If you're a dude
-Steal other ppl's work , modify it a bit and hope it will get the same upvotes
-Make "Contest-like " post and hope ppl will atend them , if they will , keep all the money and give'em no reward , fuck-em !
That's it . Follow this rules , and you 'll be watching them Dollar bills growing , yo!
welcome to steemit
Follow4follow?
😅😅😅 funniest post so far
OMG! Nice tips dude!
Hello Fishmon its good to see more people around. Have fun in this community. I wish you many followers and new friends :-) Cheers @chrisx
hahaha show boobs hd
hahaha
I've had my first Sunday chuckle reading this :-) I love straight talk, There just isn't enough of it.
Love & Peace always. . Rea. .
Hi !
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According to SteemData, you have now used #introduceyourself 7 times.
You might not be aware of this, but #introduceyourself is mainly used by new accounts, to introduce themselves once. Please consider other, appropriate tags.
oh my, I need to make lots of boobs pictures ASAP! 😆 To think that I only had 1 pic with boobs in my introduction! No wonder it didn't go viral! 😔
Yeah , make another one , show boobs asap
Sweet ! Welcome to Steemit! Followed. Follow me back 😘