Dear Steemit,
I accept the fact that I had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in my underwear for whatever money I can get for posts. But, I think you're crazy for making me write an essay telling you who I think I am. You see me as you want to see me. In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions, what I found out was that each part of me is...
A Brain
And an Athlete
And a Basket-case
A Princess
And a Criminal
Oh... Wait! That's not my life! That's 'The Breakfast Club'... Sometimes I mix reality, with 80's teen comedy movies. I apologize Steem, I just enjoy a good classic. I'm a very complex person and it would be hard to sum up who I am in just a few sentences. Pictures from my life will help describe who I am. They say, "a picture is worth a thousand words" right? I'd like to take you on a tour of my life, this is who I am.....
A Husband
I took my wife to Manhattan for the holidays. Got her hungry, fed her, horse and carriage ride then Bow Bridge proposal; paparazzi. We were married within the year. Honeymoon was traveling the world for six months, and I made memories that will last a lifetime.
And an Explorer
Walking through the tunnels in Venice, Italy. This was a sad day because my wife and I were leaving. The best thing about Venice is the creepy nights. You'll walk through dark narrow tunnels and hear the people's laughter and whispers echo throughout the very dark maze of a city. I was really excited the one night I was able to find my way home without using a map, only my memory.
The Catacombs of Paris are underground tunnels that lead to rooms full of bones that smell gross, but the food! I love Paris food! Croissants, cheese, and wine for days. What I miss most is my wife and I looking out our window every night and watching the Eiffel Tower light up.
And a Conspiracy Theorist
What can I say? I like a good conspiracy. I question everything and spend many nights wasting time on Youtube watching hours of conspiracies. I'll also add that I'm a libertarian with a belief that limited government and personal freedom is the best system for all.
A Businessman
I have a day job. Steem doesn't pay all my bills yet. The car was a rental, the watch is a gift..I peaked early, I couldn't afford that now!
A Vegetarian
I stopped eating meat... too much acido. My wife made this for us one night for dinner. Pea and Grain veggie patty topped with garlic spread, raspberry dressing, avocado, and mango salsa all on top of an orange bell pepper bun
And an Artist
The right hemisphere of my brain at work....I may be an artist, but I didn't say I was good. I do it for the relaxation and the need to reconnect with my inner child. I still eat the crayons.
The above drawing eventually turned into Shady Frog.
Shady Frog clothing here: Shady Frog Store
In Tribute To 'The Breakfast Club'
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club...
I meant sincerely yours,
@johnnyyash
Remember to follow @johnnyyash
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I love this! and Paris looks absolutely incredible I can't wait to visit there one day. Great post :)
Thank you so much! Paris was fun... but heart stays in Amsterdam :).
We'll never forget about you Brain ;)
To be all at the same time - it means to be a nobody )
Welcome to steemit. I hope to see more interesting posts from you in the future. Our platform could use a little more Comedic personality and the conspiracy theorist side of you is going to love this site. Lol
Hell we have Aliens and porn stars and everything in between. This makes Steemit an interesting and fun place to converse. I hope you enjoy your time on here and we are glad to have you.
Thank you. I'm enjoying it so far.
Its nice to know more about you, you have lived an interesting life making loads of memories. It was a nice read.
I feel like I just put out a peach of post ;) Any chance you could feature it?
https://steemit.com/fishing/@jrcornel/river-monsters-in-gilbert-arizona
Welcome to steemit @johnnyyash. Enjoyed your post and like your sense of humour. Keep Steeming!
Traveling around the world for 6 months sounds amazing!
I remember when I used to eat crayons and play-doh...those were the days, lol.
Lol. Thanks for the comment
And I was the one they used to call a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie.
Phew! Reading this makes me feel better. If anything, now I remember there is a season of Psyche left over that I still haven't watched.
Maybe some people needed more than just their butt cheeks taped together. TV dinners for Christmas gifts or an attack of the dolphin with rabies could have been a better launching point. Really, who can stand another minute of seeing The Breakfast Club again? Please shoot me.
I'll watch The Breakfast Club right now. I still enjoy it.
WELCOME TO STEEMIT !!
I like your traveling ways...following.
Thank you! I only have like 50,000 pictures from my trip.
I love this! Welcome to steemit!
Thank you. Glad to be here. :D
YES! Thanks for the laughs @johnnyyash!
They say laughter is the best medicine. :)
Welcome to Steemit! I enjoyed your post. You gave us many insights into your personality and lifestyle without it being a long read. :)
Who has the attention span for long reads? I like to keep it short and sweet sometimes. :D Thanks for the comment!
You're welcome! I'd say your plan was a success... what a grand entrance you've made!
Welcome to Steemit. I guess there's a little brain, athlete, basket case, criminal and princess in all of us.
Lol.
Interesting Post, Thank You ,
You're welcome. Thanks for checking it out.
Great post! You are correct each of us has multiple layers!
Very interesting intro! Love the Paris pic, deff would love to ck that place out!
This is great! Thanks for sharing.
No one forced you to write an essay. Steemit is purely voluntary.
I know...but it fit in my story.
Tyvm for your story! It was rly a joy to read it!
Thanks for reading it :D
Sounds like you had alot of fun.