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RE: I'm a popular celebrity, and I just joined Steemit! Could I have my $2000 for passing go?

Yup. Only $700,000 in my bank. Less than that, I think.
I'm too scared to check.

In cash, I've only got a paltry $300,000. Perhaps some change in some of my couches. Sigh. Life is hard.