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Well hello there,

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I'm a 22 years old Slovenian man with a very clear vision in life. Who the hell am I kidding?! I have no idea what I'm doing. Why would anyone read this blog I asked myself and obviously there is no particular reason to. I can't write, I have a bad taste in humour and in general a bad example.

Stick around to find out more about me, hear stupid stories and bad decisions.

Let's find the purpose of life. Is it drinking coffee at 9pm on a saturday perhaps? Of course not, but let's give it a shot.

Scratch the coffee. It 9.43pm and apparently it's beer time.

Ziga.

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Welcome to Steem @hrovat66 I have upvoted and sent you a tip

I know exactly what you mean, I am few years your senior and I am still in limbo.

Let us figure out together.

Heheh does it ever end? Let's try!

welcome hrovat66,,,, and good luck

Nice to meet you, @hrovat66! Welcome to the Steemit Community, wish you good luck and a good start, ive send you a small tip and followed you, hope you have an amazing day! :)

Welcome to Steemit! :)

Hi, I just upvoted this great post and hoping you could do the same to this post of mine: https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@glasscannon/hola-steemit-its-nishant-xd
Thanksss!!!!!!!!

  1. Slovenians don’t get a hangover… They “have a cat” (Imam mačka).

  2. And when it’s a particularly bad hangover they… “Have a tiger” (Imam tigra).

  3. A Slovenian does not express good fortune… They say “my axe fell into the honey” (Sekira mi je padla v med).

  4. Slovenians don’t give up… They “throw a rifle into the corn” (Vržemo puško v koruzo).

  5. A Slovenian won’t take the long way home… They’ll “go into the pocket around the ass” (Je šel okrog riti v žep).

  6. A Slovenia won’t tell you to ¨Go to hell!¨… Rather they’ll say ¨Let the mother hen kick you¨ (Naj te koklja brcne).

  7. Slovenians aren’t under pressure… They “have a bitch jumping into their ass” (Kuzla mu v rit skače).

  8. A Slovenian is not guilty… They “have a lot of butter on their head” (Ima veliko masla na glavi).

  9. Slovenians don’t throw up… They “call the reindeers” (Kličemo jelene).

  10. They also don’t move away or die… They go to “whistle to the crabs” (Šel je rakom žvižgat).

Oh yes ^_^

Hi @hrovat66, welcome to SteemIT. I hope that you enjoy it here and that you find as well as share great content. Now come and give us your motivational quote HERE , Yours sincerely @johanbosman

That was actually a refreshing intro. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. Welcome to Steemit!

There are a ton of bots here. Check a person's reputation before you reply. If it is low, I wouldn't waste your time. It's not a person writing to you. ;-)

Beer? No thanks. How about some mead??? I brew mead, drink it and other spirits, but I leave the beer (hops) to the ladies. haha

If you ever want to network and chat with folks, the official Steemit.com chat webpage is at steemit.chat. Come in and meet some new folks! I'm sure you'll fit right in with your sense of humor. ;-)

Thanks man! Some info always comes in handy, I'll make sure to check the chat out! Also, let's meet up for the Mead hahah

You've had it, yes? I mention it to a lot of people, and some have never even heard of it. /boggle The stuff is delicious, and I can make gallons of it for very cheap. What's not to love?! I'm pretty sure Solvenia is pretty far away from Virginia though. :)

Ofcourse! We make it at home and we also produce our own honey so that's a plus! I know that people don't know it.. it's sad. It is very far hehe about 7 hours plane ride, but I've been in Virgina last year visiting a friend who lives there! Great barbecue :p

I would love to exchange recipes and knowledge about mead then. seven hours isn't bad. I want to see Europe's fortifications in person one day too.

Let's do it! Come to Europe, we have a lot of nice stuff to explore

Welcome to steemit. I agree with your choice to scratch the coffee. It will keep you up all night drinking beer.

Congratulations! Keep it up!

Thank you!