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Or when you decided my cactus plant would make a good dinner and you poked your nose on the needle and complained about it for 20 seconds?

Prrrmowow.. (Prickly plant is prickly.. Cactus is just heavily guarded catnip in disguise. )

Meowwowowow (Your ex boyfriend screamed like a girl and that lock was broken. Also, my litter box was in there and the wet food from the dollar store gave me the runs.