Hey mate, welcome to Steemit, you should check out my post on how to be successful on here: How To Succeed On Steemit? , hopefully that can give you some tips and help you get things going :)
Oh and... I think you should get a Tesla. They're awesome :D
Agreed, I should get a Tesla and here's what I'd do. Buy a Model S 85 (need the extra range) and I'll have a $900 payment each month for 5 years. I'll give three uber rides a day or 5400 over the life of the loan and it's all mine :D
I enjoyed reading your post. Thanks for sharing.