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I thought my badge from the Neuroscience Institute would be plenty of proof of my true identity. You guys are pretty smart! 🎓

https://www.tineye.com/ found this for me.

Remarkable coincidence.

Umm, hint, if you haven't gotten that this is a joke, with humor you are allowed creative license...Daily Show, late night comics, etc

Fair enough, sorry to be a party pooper. I do think it's a good joke.