Hahahaha. You see? I wouldn't even consider myself an asshole for my not so much multifaceted behavior. Maybe and barely a little bit cranky with my always transparent, straight and loud big mouth. Attributes, which by the way, also require years of practice. LoL
As for these new boys you dare to call noobs, we both know they are already well grown up as to feel very grateful and blessed to have been exposed so early to the true realities in this new environment and adventure that they are about to start. In fact, not many around here have been so lucky. 
At least we learned one thing today.
The trending page works again.