I suppose I need to introduce myself even though knowing things about me is none of your business. First off....you've noticed I'm a llama with fur all the colors of the rainbow...yeah yeah...I'm impressive and beautiful.
I'm sure you have all kinds of questions seeing as I'm a one of a kind creature. I'll save you the trouble of asking and me the trouble of having to talk to you.
Don't ask me if I'm magical.
I'm not...scratch that....Yes I am. I'm super magical. Give me $20 and I can magically make it disappear before your very eyes.
No you can't take a picture with me.
I'm not into that s%^t. I don't need people taking pictures of me. I'm not a side show attraction. I like my privacy. If you see me out in public don't ask me for a selfie. Just ignore me and let me smoke my cigarette in peace.
What's my favorite food?
Whiskey
What's my least favorite food?
Skittles...or M&Ms...anything with rainbow colors is pure s%^t. Don't bring up the unicorn foods craze to me. I hate it all.
What am I going to write about on Steemit?
Whatever the hell I want to. Don't ask. I prefer my privacy. I do what I want when I want.
Can you hug my adorable, cute body?
No.
Okay I'm bored. I'm done answering questions. You know far too much about me now. Now if you'll excuse me I'm got a bottle of rum to attend to. See you around maybe. Or maybe not. I probably won't remember this in the morning.
picture credit: all mine.
Welcome @rainbowllama! I'm new here too. Credit to @SamuelSwinton for recommending you in one of his blogs as one of the new users to follow. I enjoy the harmless blatant and crude posting style of yours. It's is a breathe of fresh air to me. Entertaining and somewhat charming. I wish sometimes I could have even a bit of your sense of humour and style as I'm quite the straight, nerdy type. I hope to get inspiration on how to be more witty and increase my level of humour from reading your posts from now on... hahaa.. Cheers! P/S: What particular Whiskey do you like? :-)
Thank you so much! Nice to meet you. Good luck succeeding here. I'm not too picky about my whiskey...I'm poor so whatever I can afford. Maybe some Jack Daniel’s if I have to choose a brand. You wouldn't happen to have a bottle handy? Ran out this morning and my wallets a bit bare.
LoL. I get you. After a few shots, it don't matter what type of drink you're having, as long as you're getting one, right! I'm actually more into single malts. But if I had to choose a whiskey, then yes, JD. Preferably with coke. It's TGIF today, btw ;-)
Good. Very good :)
I never follow people but this is funny. Welcome and keep it up! I am looking forward to more funny llama posts.
Thanks. Glad I could entertain you. I was serious about the $20. I can totally make it disappear with the snap of a finger.
Welcome to steem!
Excellent introduction. I really liked your story.
I invite you to visit my blog and support me in what you like about it.
Regards!
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Hello :)
I hope i can make global friendship with you :)
I just upvote and follow you
thank you :)