I'm The Rainbow Llama. Introduced...Now Leave Me Alone.

in #introduceyourself7 years ago (edited)

I suppose I need to introduce myself even though knowing things about me is none of your business. First off....you've noticed I'm a llama with fur all the colors of the rainbow...yeah yeah...I'm impressive and beautiful.

I'm sure you have all kinds of questions seeing as I'm a one of a kind creature. I'll save you the trouble of asking and me the trouble of having to talk to you.

Don't ask me if I'm magical.

I'm not...scratch that....Yes I am. I'm super magical. Give me $20 and I can magically make it disappear before your very eyes.

No you can't take a picture with me.

I'm not into that s%^t. I don't need people taking pictures of me. I'm not a side show attraction. I like my privacy. If you see me out in public don't ask me for a selfie. Just ignore me and let me smoke my cigarette in peace.

What's my favorite food?

Whiskey


What's my least favorite food?

Skittles...or M&Ms...anything with rainbow colors is pure s%^t. Don't bring up the unicorn foods craze to me. I hate it all.

What am I going to write about on Steemit?

Whatever the hell I want to. Don't ask. I prefer my privacy. I do what I want when I want.

Can you hug my adorable, cute body?

No.

Okay I'm bored. I'm done answering questions. You know far too much about me now. Now if you'll excuse me I'm got a bottle of rum to attend to. See you around maybe. Or maybe not. I probably won't remember this in the morning.

picture credit: all mine.

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Welcome @rainbowllama! I'm new here too. Credit to @SamuelSwinton for recommending you in one of his blogs as one of the new users to follow. I enjoy the harmless blatant and crude posting style of yours. It's is a breathe of fresh air to me. Entertaining and somewhat charming. I wish sometimes I could have even a bit of your sense of humour and style as I'm quite the straight, nerdy type. I hope to get inspiration on how to be more witty and increase my level of humour from reading your posts from now on... hahaa.. Cheers! P/S: What particular Whiskey do you like? :-)

Thank you so much! Nice to meet you. Good luck succeeding here. I'm not too picky about my whiskey...I'm poor so whatever I can afford. Maybe some Jack Daniel’s if I have to choose a brand. You wouldn't happen to have a bottle handy? Ran out this morning and my wallets a bit bare.

LoL. I get you. After a few shots, it don't matter what type of drink you're having, as long as you're getting one, right! I'm actually more into single malts. But if I had to choose a whiskey, then yes, JD. Preferably with coke. It's TGIF today, btw ;-)

Whiskey

Good. Very good :)

"Give me $20 and I can magically make it disappear before your very eyes."

I never follow people but this is funny. Welcome and keep it up! I am looking forward to more funny llama posts.

Thanks. Glad I could entertain you. I was serious about the $20. I can totally make it disappear with the snap of a finger.

Excellent introduction. I really liked your story.
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