Talking Taco says Hello. ✌🏼

Hola

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Taco, Sarcastic Taco.

I'm not comfortable with sharing personal information about myself with strangers but I'm going to do it anyway coz my friend Nacho recommands it for some reason, sooo:

...where to start..

I love coconuts! coconut chocolate, coconut oil, coconut body cream, coconut shampoo, you name it.
what else.. I also love cats. They're selfish and self-centred but I understand.. They love tacos like I do, so I can relate on some level..
Who really cares whether I love cats, coconuts or tacos anyway, I seriously doubt anyone would be reading this. Why would you even be interested in somebody else's life? Don't you have bills to pay? a roommate to annoy? a pillow to punch? a selfie to take? (If you answer yes to all of these yet you're still here, let's be friends. Please. I don't really have many of those.)

Seriously, why am I here? nothing makes sense to me anymore.. If we take a closer and deeper look, life itself wouldn't make sense. It's like a bad reality show where everything is becoming annoyingly predictable.

Never mind my poor introduction.. I'll just start writing more posts in which I'll be revealing more about myself and hopefully, you would stick around to stalk me through this ridiculous yet challenging virtual journey of self-revelation.

Cheers,
the troubled Taco.

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PS ( Since I basically shared no useful information about myself, I fet like I owe you at least a picture so I won't be this totally faceless, "informationless" weirdo on Steemit, so there.)
PS 2 (I'm usually more of a happy and enthusiastic taco, but I hope that expressing myself on this platform will help me get past what made me bitter and sarcastic in the first place).

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Hello welcome to steemit!! it's really nice to have you here enjoy the platform and explore the community.....wish you all the best.

thank you!

welcome to steemit

thanks!

hi @sarcastic.taco :D

I can relate to all you just wrote.......

expressing myself on this platform will help me get past what made me bitter and sarcastic in the first place

If you let it..........it will happen. Trust me on this!
Very wonderful to meet you!

Hello there! The pleasure is mine ^_^
Let's make the best of out of this experience then!

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Hello there :) I dig your sense of humor! Definitely following you.

oh, thank you. A friend already, how cool is this.

hahaha delicious! I mean cute :)
welcome to steemit Taco
oh I love it when humor is mixed up with emotions and thoughts in one post. Good luck with your Steemit journey. Cheers

As a delicious Taco, I feel a bit violated, but I appreciate your cheerful welcome heheh <3

I've recommended your post to theWelcome Wagon. They will reach out to you soon!

Welcome to Steemit taco
I saw your #introduceyourself and its nice to meet you, eventhough you are sarcastic or else Haha
It is a New way of an introduction
If its personal or not I dont care blog about it.
Blogging thats what its all about on this blockchain. The best part is that you could earn money too.πŸ’΄πŸ’ΈπŸ’°
I never blogged before I just write.
But be carefull with all your passwords !! Never give those up !!
For safety tips visit https://steemit.com/steem/@verhp11/safety-first-first-aid-kit-for-steemians-who-are-just-beginning-this-great-journey from Our fellow steemy @verhp11.
The Steemify App I use is great, it is available in the Appstore and free, go cheque it out. I wish you good luck with steeming and I Will See you aroundπŸ€
Greetings from Brittandjosie from the Netherlands

I have to admit, a taco gotta earn a living.
Lady, you're efficient, thank you for your advices.

You are going to earn Mark My Words good luck follow your friend nacho is doing great to

hahahah will do!

How is the journey on steemit ?

welcome to steemit :)

Thank you :)

Welcome to steemit @sarcastic.taco

Thank you Lyly

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Alright, thanx :)

This is probably the most unique introduction post I've seen on Steemit so far and I've been here for a while. :D

Welcome to Steemit, Taco! You are so pretty! :)

aww thank you, I appreciate it! <3

Hehe yeah you have lol
Been here for a while you dino :D

Hahaha, now I am a dino? Nice... :D :D

Cats, coconuts and tacos... You like alliterations too :) Welcome, @sarcastic.taco!

I haven't noticed what I did there hehehe

Welcome to steemit!

thank you!

Hello Taco, you are lovely.

so are you Joey, gracias.

It's ok. I believe very little on the internet. No reason to post fake pics of random people. #atlasshrugged

oh, you think that pic is fake? I feel flattered , thank you lol
Stick around to flatter me some more when I post more pics of myself heheh

welcome beautiful woman :)

Thank you, nice man :3