My name is King. Shitcoin King. Is this my real name? For sure not, but it is who I am, it is who I will be.
I am a man with a vision, a man with ambitions. I have a dream:
I am going to steal as much money as possible from you retarded altcoin investors! You think you are smart asses because you have discovered cryptocurrencies earlier than your neighbor, without realizing that it takes more than a blockchain to create a new bitcoin? You are the exactely the lambs I am looking for.
I am gonna become the Jordan Belford of Crypto Land, the Wolf of Altcoin alley.
While blockchain is all about creating trust without trust, shitcoins are all about creating value (for me) where there is no value (for you).
Ok, after reading this you will most likely not buy any of my most valuable (still to created, I hope I will find out how to do it) coins from me - I do not think you are that retarded). But I guess you will at least give me massive upvotes here on steemit.
Why? Because you want to be like me - and @yallapapi has proven that it can help to be rude to your audience. So don't hesitate and smash that upvote and re-steem buttons!
That should be it for today. My head is aching from a night out partying - remember, I am here for the party and not for the work. But the cheap booze sure needs to be replaced quickly by expensive French Champagne. This would for sure prevent a headache is badly as the one I currently have...
So before I starting my revolutionary blockchain project, which will change the (my) world, I will get myself some rest to dream of lambos, chicks and more money that I can consume on drugs.
See you later,
shitcoinking
Shitcoin King's Diary - Adventures in Crypto Land is a piece of fiction. These events and people are fictional and any resemblance to person living or dead is purely coincidental.
You lack of personality.
You want to be like yallapapi.
I prefer money over personality.
Good post. You are working hard to achieve the success.
no way, hard work was not what I was intending to do...
Good post, I follow you, I hope it is useful for me and for you.
wanna buy some coins? ;-)
Hello @shitcoinking your post very nice
Welcome to steemit world
Welcome. You seem prime to rock steemit. New follower.
Nice bot pay outs! :)
I agree with you! :)
I like your style! Fuck the haters who son't like you bot usage. You need to earn money for drugs and lambos somehow!
You are my man! These Lambos don't come for free. You gotta do something for it! And work is not an option...
How are you @instatrashed this post ok
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What do you have for sale @shitcoinking? ;)
still working on it. But its sure gonna be shit...
you got enough confidence to get whatever you want. Go for it!!
I want everybody money. Your's as well.
I Have invested $700 in 30 shitcoins back in January. OF course now my portfolio looks like crap ( picture below )..but I plan on making on of these portofolios every January for the next 10 years.. I just need one 2017 boom ( fingers crossed):
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I might have an idea for another great coin...
You've got it all wrong! There are no lambs in Crypto Land! It is inhabitated by crypto humsters! I know what I'm talking about.
Are crypto humsters as easy to hunt as the lambs are. You guys are active at night - that shuts me well!
Lol . Top satire. Bravo!
this is too short to qualify for "@yallapapi - style"
You need to practice more, you seem short of breath
Does @yallapapi also deal in shitcoins? Didn't know that. A competitor...hmmm
Hello. I am new. You are my friend now. Hello new friend, I love you.
I would love you too if you bought some of my shitcoins!
Nice Intro..Just one question.. Is Ripple one of your shit coins ??
no, the banksters are behind Ripple. That is not my style - too much substance
Nice
Thank you. Want some shitcoins?
https://steemit.com/news/@soufian.mikha/eos-usd200m-joint-venture-partnership
Is EOS a shitcoin as well? I thought this was one of the few with real substance...
Welcome to Steemit @shitcoinking!
I wish you much success and hope you find Steemit to be as rewarding and informative as I have.
Yes, I love Crpto too! Lots of detailed analysis on my blog along with some predictions
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Oh yea, I have upvoted you and followed you. Many blessings from @introbot & @bycoleman
Nice to meet you, @shitcoinking! Welcome to Steemit!
great name lol! so nice seeing you here! :^D
looking forward what instore to some great whales like you
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STOPHi @shitcoinking, wish you have relax with Steemit
Wow, well done. I love u.
Welcome to Steemit Shitcoin King!
Nice post !
Holaaaa, es bueno descubrir a nuevos usuarios día a día en nuestra red social.
Oh man, how did you got so much mone in just one blog? I think you have grt skill of writing so don't leave it.
Already weighing heavy with your introduction, i bet these shitcoins will definitely worth a shot ! let me know when i can get some
Oh, I can promise you - they will be great shitcoins!
SHOW ME THE MONEY! You talk a big game, but can you play ball?
I don't talk smack, I show stats.
Impressive. Is this the statistic of how much money you make from steeling money from others? Not bad.
Stealing money from others? Wow, you more than welcome to follow my live trading stats anytime, just ask.
You got a 9.99% upvote from @brupvoter courtesy of @nicestbot!
A shame this is the top post on /introduceyourself and representative of the community focus right now haha but I guess it could be worse.
Good introduction 👌.. and good luck 👍
Hi shitcoinking and welcome to Steemit - I'll post memes and news about cryptocurrencies - Followback :)
You look like someone who will go big on steemit! Welcome, let's make money together! Follow me back if you like to travel :)
True words my friend! You got a follower!
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@shitcoinking welcome to steemit. Always those who need a wake-up call. And what better way than to straight out shite in their faces. Looking forward to your future posts. Cheers!
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Welcome to steemit @shitcoinking
Impressed by you dear really good and informative post about crypto and I wish may you get everything that you want and achieve your goals. Get more mony than you want from cypto and also become the Jordan Belford of Crypto Land. Good luck best wishes for you.