Hello and welcome to steemit Steelochalever. Thank you for your introduction. It is the most unusual one but it makes me laugh.
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Enjoy your day Sir :))
Thanks for your welcome Saul! Will surely follow you and your advice, and give you a 5 dollars next time we meet (client-lawyer confidentiality)