#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a lesbian stripper ninja.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a decent fucking internet connection.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of being an idiot.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a superior alien race.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 1