0. I'll trade you a master debater for dried out cum stains on the wall. Deal?
1. I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
2. I'll trade you a bitchin' Camaro for snooty yuppies smelling their own farts. Deal?
3. I'll trade you Muad'dib's Jihad for micro'gressions in the workplace. Deal?#combine 1
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