#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of the white half of Barack Obama.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of an overzealous vlogger.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of wearing glasses and sounding smart.
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