Greetings, Steemians. My name is Thanos! [A Parody]

Greetings, citizens of the universe, I am Thanos, Founder of the Universe, CEO of Earth, and Co-Founder of Death itself.  I'm very excited to join the Steemit community so that I may destroy all who oppos - I mean, share my experiences.  Please allow me to introduce myself and brag about my personal conquests in return for your favor and upvotes while hoarding your beloved Steem Dollars.


My Hobbies and Interests



There's nothing I love more than destroying entire planets, sometimes even solar systems, and wiping all forms of disgusting life from existence.



From time to time I also enjoy sitting on my throne to enjoy a good book.  The one posted above is one of my favorites.




This is my pride and joy, my personal Infinity Gauntlet.  It took me several centuries to finally piece together, but now that I have it, I am omnipotent, and your god.



I have lots of experience doing what I do, and I will use that experience to eliminate all mankin - Er, excuse me, I will use that experience to share knowledge with my fellow Steemians! *coughcough*  I've lived for eons, I've started several multi-trillion dollar companies, I know every World Leader on a personal level, and did I mention I have the Infinity Gauntlet?


I believe my experiences and power far outweigh my opponen - Excuse me, far outweigh my competition, and I will most definitely contribute to the final explosion of humanity; Steemit!

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Awesome stuff!
Followed you as well :D

Thanks for the compliment and the support! :)

Me thought there is 288 gods and no death...
...back to the drawing / learning board!

Thanks to everyone who upvoted this post so far! There haven't been much comments but I appreciate the upvote support! <3

Thanks I appreciate the feedback! It seems enough people upvoted it they extended the first payment window. :)