Hi, I’m Yusra. I kissed a guy on my very first birthday & publicly dropped my pants in first grade.
Let’s just say modesty has always been my strong suit. Being practical too - Mother Teresa haunted my closet all through elementary school. Obviously all these things happened, they weren’t caused by me.
Well, except the kiss of course. I hear my well-endowed cheeks (not sure on what end) drew him. Since he, too, was a 1-year old, I’m not exactly sure he gave consent.
The dropping of the pants was more of a wardrobe malfunction. My mother was abroad, it was the sister’s first time dressing me. I was taken to watch the NYE fireworks and..
Amidst the loud hullabaloo - either from the trembling of my little legs or the ground’s - a thunderous bang perfectly coincided with... the falling of my pants.
Now you must remember - I AM a lady.
Which meant for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I was pleasantly surprised by the sudden gust of wind I felt down under. I stood there marvelling at the great level of ventilation I had just achieved. Were it not for my sister dashing forth trampling people to get to me & my pants, I would have probably watched the entire show as the most empowered first-grader in town.
Speaking of empowerment, Mother Teresa. Cared for & liberated every life that came across her - Except mine. See, she came into my life on a flyer for her memorial service. A very sad attempt of a memorable "filter".
Explain the poor print quality all you want but THIS picture gave me nightmares for a really long time:
In a twisted way of course, all this has led to who I am today:
The traumatizing images from my past, have forced me to become a Photographer and a Writer of the truth. But more about my adulting later.
For now, let’s observe a moment of silence for my guilt ridden kiss, sister and Mother Teresa ...watching me from heaven, praying away her attacks.
Welcome to steemit - You definitely have something funny in your writing and pictures, like it!
Resteemed you via @welcoming, my page for showcasing promising newcomers!
Greets, @theaustrianguy
Thankyou! Your feedback is very kind :) Checking out your english posts too.
You are not only creative but funny too I love it, welcome to steemit and more power to you. =)
OMG!! What an introduction. You are good at first liners. Welcome to Steemit. I hope you enjoy your time here.
aw thanks! first comment on here - made my day :)
Great!! Keep posting and feel free to comment on other posts you see. I've been here about 7 weeks and still looking for a niche. I'm interested in poetry and philosophy. I post about quotes I'm thinking of.
Love the way you are owning your search. Beautifully done!
hi welcome to steemit i hope you will realize all your projects
I am also new on steemit so come see my introduceyourself @kelos
jajaaa you have many qualities for comedy
blessings
thanks!
@originalworks
how does this work? it says originalworks is a bot? :S
If you call originalworks by tagging it in the comments of anything you write which is original, it gives you an automatic upvote (eventually) :)
Yes. Usually if I comment it will come along. It works poetry and pictures you take yourself and things out of the box. I guess introduction was excluded. It would have given you an upvote automatically. I see creativity and spice in you. Try this then #untalented. Don't be offended as if you have no talent. It just means "differently talented."
Welcome to Steemit!
Thanks!
Hilarious introduction, I'm looking forward to the rest of your stuff! Can I ask where you're writing from? Just curious because you mentioned Arabic and Urdu in your comment on my Asymptote post. Pakistan? :)
Thanks! I'm writing from Dubai - I'm half-Pakistani tho - so yep I'm fluent in Urdu too :)
Very cool!
Hi, I welcome you to this group that I am sure will bring you many joys. ... a great greeting.
I invite you to see my post
Welcome on Steemit.
I wish you a great and successful time here :)