I’m Chachababe – wtf is this crypto and NFT shit?

in #introduction3 years ago (edited)

The weather is changing like crazy lately. Living as an island babe is fun. Well, anyway you can call me by chachababe. I’ve heard people been talking about this crypto and NFT shit. Even some of my friends do that too. And I’m here sitting and thinking like what the fuck is that? What the fuck are they doing? These mfs on twitter are using this cartoon shit as their avi and I really am clueless. I was like I know mfs behind these accounts aren’t kiddos or probably some of them are but I know most of them are the growns. Ain’t no way they using cartoon shit as their avi. I mean if its memes I get it.

So NFTs mint millionaires…

One time, I went to the search bar on twitter because I cant handle my curious ass no more and type this NFT hashtag. This ape cartoon with the astronaut outfit smoking cig popped up. Weird? Not really. Then I read the article and it literally shocked me. This alien mf sells it for 1.4 million USD. All I can say is daaaaaaamn and HOW? I have so many questions. I mean what kind of human being gonna buy that cartoon thing for that price. Well probably the rich. I continue to read it more and it’s actually already sold. My mind literally changed so quickly and started thinking MAAAAAN THIS COOL SHIT. Now that I know the cartoon shit is called NFTs.

I found some other names too. Crypto Kongz, Crypto Punks, and my fav one is Crypto Dick Club. They literally sell dick NFTs and people actually buy them. Bro if I got the $ bag I would definitely buy it too. I mean who doesn’t like dick anyways? I think somebody should start making pussy NFTs too so this world is gonna be perfect. Or, ass cheeks maybe? Well could probably already exist. Yeah I like girls too just in case you don’t get it.

And what about crypto currencies? Well as far as I know crypto is something about investment. You put your money and you do ‘things’ that i don’t know and magically the money grows. You’ll get the money 100x or even more. I could be wrong because I have 0 shit about it.

I find this thing interesting and now I’m getting to get into and do research about it. Why? Because I can’t wait to get my own pink lambo like my woman Nicki Minaj. So I decided to shoot my shot because friends told me if I create some shit here I’ll earn some $ so lets gooooooo

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