Today we unleash RUG. You’ve tried the best, now try the rest!
Public sale starting in 2 weeks!, Get your HIVE ready
What is RUG?
Introducing RUG tokens, brought to you by @dailydab for four incredible reasons:
1/ Supercharge the distribution of DBOND tokens. (More for you, more for us!)
2/ Add a growth token to the DAB ecosystem. (We’re all about that growth life.)
3/ We want your HIVE wallet balance in ours. (It's for a good cause—ours!)
4/ (We had a fourth reason, but we rugged it pre-launch. Oops!)
How We RUG
Our master plan for RUG is simple: extract every penny we can from DeFi farming and staking, and then rain DBOND tokens on you. We’ve all been rugged by some shady DeFi project, but now it’s time for sweet revenge. We’re going full degen, with zero commitment to any chain, platform, or crypto. We seize the highest APYs, convert whatever shitcoin we harvest into HIVE, and bring home the bacon.
We turn worthless farm tokens into DBOND that are pegged with HIVE and you can stake DBOND to mint DAB for a daily HIVE drip or sell DBOND into the market for HIVE. We're flipping the script with our groundbreaking "inception rug"©️ technique. Here’s how it works.
We take your money and use it to make more money and then give you a slice of that money back as DBOND (our token) while keeping the rest for @dailydab. We'll tell you don’t sell DBOND, no no —stake it to mint DAB for daily HIVE drips instead. Stake DAB for more DBOND drips, which can be staked again for even bigger drips. Not a Ponzi scheme—trust us, we’re professionals!
How it Works
1/ You transfer all your HIVE to us (and don’t forget those private keys in the memo!).
2/ We move your HIVE off-chain into the wild world of DeFi 🚩 (Trust us, we promise.)
3/ We select LPs with sky-high APYs pairing top 100 ranked cryptos (no garbage tokens, no farm tokens).
Income
a. We collect staking & farming rewards weekly to keep fees low.
b. We convert all rewards into HIVE and transfer to @rugem.
c. 75% of HIVE mints DBOND for RUG token holders.
d. 25% powers up @dailydab to boost the daily HIVE drip for DAB holders.
e. Projected APY for investors = Yes now, lots!
Growth
a. We stake and create LP pairs with blue-chip cryptos, aiming for long-term growth as the market matures.
b. We believe in crypto—no plan B. We only need pumpamentals
Ruganomics
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RUG Pricing
a. RUG will cost 2 HIVE per token during both presale and public launch.
b. Starting 26th July, RUG will cost its book value (defi wallet value / circulating RUG).
RUG Distribution
a. 10M RUG hardcap (might be adjusted for FOMO marketing to squeeze more HIVE).
b. CLUB token holders have a 2-week presale ending June 27. Tokens issued June 28.
c. Public sale starts on hive-engine from June 28 for 4 weeks.
d. Token sales shift to direct HIVE transactions via @rugem from July 26
RUG Liquidity
a. Cash outs can be requested manually and will be fulfilled within 48 hours.
b. Cashouts will be quoted and fulfilled in HIVE, with other cryptos available on request.
c. Minimum cash out: 100 RUG
d. No cashout tax or fees
RUG Rewards
a. CLUB holders' rewards start June 28.
b. All RUG token holder rewards start July 12.
c. Rewards are issued as DBOND, valued at 1 HIVE per DBOND.
d. Rewards are issued every Friday.
e. Limited DBOND liquidity for cashing out rewards via hive-engine buyback wall.
RUG Fees
a. Annually, 4% of total assets under management (based on weekly average) is paid to our parent operators BroFund and SPinvest at 2% each.
b. 25% of HIVE from defi rewards bought back to @rugem is powered up to @dailydab, boosting the daily HIVE drip pool for DAB token holders.
Invest with confidence, knowing your funds are always within reach! RUG tokens are backed by real assets, primarily highly liquid LP tokens, and are under active management. This allows us to offer cashouts for any amount, whether you buy 100 RUG or 50k RUG. Your cash-out time will always be within 48 hours. Not many HIVE projects can offer this level of liquidity and reliability, but we can!
Get ready to dive into the wild world of RUG—don’t miss out on this degen adventure!
Quotes from actual investors already heavily invested in RUG from seed funding rounds. Ohh, you thought the presale and public sale were phase 1? No no 🤣
@noenmusk says...
🔥 RUG is the secret to effortless wealth—invest now and thank us later! 🚀💸
@darrenbuffet says...
🚀 Secure your spot with RUG and watch your fortune grow effortlessly. 💎💰
@stevemcjobs says...
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@garygensler says...
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@billpates says...
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CLUB token holders
- CLUB token holders can now buy RUG tokens in a 2-week presale ending June 27. Send 2 HIVE per token to @rugem (no memo required)
- CLUB token holders will start to receive rewards from the 28th June
- No HIVE? No problem, you can convert any crypto from almost any chain into HIVE and send it to @rugem in 1 transaction using SimpleSwap. (Memo your HIVE username)
Note to all
Please only ask questions if you have read the full post and your question is not answered in the post.
Feedback is welcome!
Charles Ponzi was not professional at all.... he got caught and had to shut it all down, went to jail, what a loser! Professionals don't get caught, they are able keep their Pon- I mean DeFi project going forever. Unless or until they decide to PULL A FAST ONE.
Im a pro, RUG will last a very long time 😁
I take a little Charles Ponzi, add some Richard Hart, give a spinkle of SBF and mix it all up to get RUG, haha
Rug-conneeeeeeeect
Remortgage pending, let's go solid
Lets get Rugged together! Weeeeeee
Thats the attitude we need. Seen you've bought some already and as soon as more people buy in, i can pay you some dividends 🚀
Yes please. I want that money back to put into more Ponzi schemes!
Damn... I want to join a Ponzi one, not this !LOLZ
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He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Its ok to FOMO, you'll not regret it (probally)
Rug me in the ass senpai!
Yes Daddy, whatever daddy wants daddy gets!
Foul language demands sepprugku
just give me all your money, bro
no bro, you give me all your money bro
The Great Rug Pull of 2024 Is Incomimg! @trumpman
I've been mentored by the best
Send those private keys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm definitely bout to be rugged as soon as I can!!
Tell me is there anyway I can get my hands on one of those CLUB tokens. I missed that one, not sure how or why but I did and just learned about by reading this post,
!PIZZA
!LOLZ
reach out to SSUK on Discord and he'll sell you one, he bought extras
https://discord.gg/F2Vc4S89
Thanks!
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@successchar(4/15) tipped @dailydab
Dabbers r dabbing stronger than ever.
dab-right they are
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Another proof of bill gates investing in rug token.
Wonder how this gonna play out in court in 2 years time:
Number go up count me in!
Lmao,
Number go up, me pay judge!!
I still can't tell if this is all a joke or not. 😂
Guess that shows my ignorance.
I read the post, of course, this has already happened, but what should I do first?
Can I buy RUG directly from Tribaldex, and should I bet it? Or just having it in the wallet is enough?
If I do that, I will receive DBOND which, I can sell and/or bet to receive DAB and with this receive Hive drips.
Or do you need me to transfer Hive to you?
That process was the one I didn't understand.