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Thanks. I have some regulars that come in weekly or a few times a year or yearly. Mostly, it's every few weeks. I ham it up for the ones that want to be entertained but I also know when they just want great service and attention. Even the ones that grate my nerves want me to be their server. LoL

lol! this is so interesting witty-waiter because you are actually an entertainer at the same time you're doing an important and difficult job while you balance your words and attitude to match those of your customers whom you have undoubtedly learned to "read" in a few moments of being at the table.
you should write a book!

I keep thinking about recording myself because honestly, half the humorous things I say just fall out of my mouth without even thinking about it. I have a few jokes that I use on the regular but most of the time it's just improvisation

lol! so it literally IS a performance! well if it just comes out naturally then you are truly gifted in whatever you call that!