Hi, I'm a writer who sells pick-up lines for a living.

in #introduction7 years ago (edited)

Hello guys, my name is Samantha and I'm new on board. I'll be as straightforward as I can in my introductory post.

  1. What do I write about?
    My job is to produce creative copies and brand direction for advertising. On Instagram, I write melancholic poems. Some day I'd like to write a book, but for now, I'll stick to writing articles about things I'm sure you'll find interesting.

  2. What do I do besides writing?
    I've been playing Judo for 12 years and learned some MMA on the side. I have only competed in a National Judo Championship, but not cage fights because well... I don't want to ruin my teeth.

  3. What happened to my teeth?
    Some guy literally sat on my face when he failed to throw me during a Judo sparring match. My teeth were fucked, and I had to fork out like MYR4,000 at the dentist for a new set of teeth.

  4. NEW SET OF TEETH?
    It's called bridging. Google it! Faster than braces and more worth it I feel.

  5. What will I be writing about on Steemit?
    Food. Travel. Exotic pet care sheets. Shortcuts to get work done professionally. Existentialism & Nihilism, probably.

  6. Do I know anything about cryptocurrency?
    The depth of my knowledge on cryptocurrency is about as deep as a puddle on the road.

That's it for my introductory post. Thank you for reading it. Stay tuned for more, I promise my posts will be interesting.

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Hey Sam! Glad to have you onboard the steem train. See what I did there? XD Anyways, can't wait for more posts from you. Followed!

Haha you're a Mickey Mouse now!!

That is very interesting, selling pick-up lines! I wonder if you'll ever be invited to a wedding of one of your clients? That'll surely be the pinnacle of your career!

And ouch, sorry to hear about your judo accident! Hopefully it hasn't affected your day-to-day?

Hello Ray! Thank you for taking the time to read my post haha I didn't think that anybody would actually bother! And yes!! I enjoy writing copies that sell itself. My accident was alright, it's actually pretty common to get injured while playing a rough sports as such. Thank you for asking, Ray!

I'm new here too so just exploring around!

Good to know you came out alright; looks like it hasn't deterred you from practising judo either, so good on you!

Omg I'll only ever enroll for MMA gyms and classes from now. I tried Fitness First.... biggest regret ever because I could never find the discipline to keep to a fixed solo routine. You should try MMA too! Almost every MMA gym in Msia give free trials.

I'm a little intimidated by that but I've never tried it before so I won't say no! I think there's a few gyms here that do MMA training. One day... one day!

Hi Sam! Welcome to Steemit!

Hello Eliza! Thank you very much. :)

You are most welcome!

Welcome to Steemit! You have some fun creative writing which will hopefully do well here. Good luck!

Hello Luke, thank you for your encouragement! I hope to connect with more writers who share the same mind too. :)

Wow selling pickup lines for a living...that is the coolest job in the world. Welcome on board.

It is! Thank you very much :)

Welcome to Steemit Sam! Can't imagine the pain you had to go through. Upvoted and following you.

Thank you Frances! And nahhh, I'm good. Following you back in a sec

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Have fun ya

Hi Penny, thank you. You too!

Hi @sam.hsuu, I 'm a steemit newbie too ! Your intro got me intrigued. Following.

Welcome to Steemit Sam! Nice to have another Malaysian here.

Thank you!

Sell pick up lines? that's something new for me! glad that i read your post! can't wait to hear from you soon =P

Haha technically, copywriting IS selling pick up lines. Help the companies to pikat audience ma!

Welcome to Steemit my friend. keep writing here.
all the best
Regard