We have heard, "Gentle Jesus meek and mild"
But His life came across rather as wild
Now lest you think this the rant of a child
Just listen before you have a case filed
Once rather than boat, He choose to walk on water
Before crowds He shunned His own brothers and mother!
In serving food the laws of maths he would alter
And addressed as satan his lead man, Saint Peter!
He loved to do most of His work on Sabbath days!
Challenged top church leaders in both veiled and plain ways!
Let a harlot wipe His feet despite public glares!
Just go read your bible: there’s so much more it says!