What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things.
[couples therapy] HER: His obsession with Star Wars is tearing us apart ME: *covering my Yoda doll's ears* Hear you he can, Karen
Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones? ""Attention Basingers"" hahaha
How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs...
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