How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top.
""This is OnStar. How can we assist?"" ""What are you wearing?"" ""Do I need to get a supervisor?"" ""Like a threesome? Is that part of my plan?""
A long one. /| | | | | | | \___
Owls are like scary Mr. Potato Heads that fly.
Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*
