Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians? They can be rather one-sided.
I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know.
Wife: Talk sexy to me Husband: Commencing garment extraction W: Huh? H: Initiating trouser disengagement W: ... H: Removing unmentionables
Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him
Whenever somebody hits me, I yell, ""Somebody grab the pepper..."" ""...I was just as**sa**u**lt**ed!""
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