Wife: How much do you love me?
Husband: I love you so much, I can't measure.
Wife: No, just tell me.
Husband: Okay, I'm like a cell phone and you are my SIM card, I'm nothing without you.
Wife: Wow that's so romantic.
Husband saying to himself: Thank God she doesn't know, this is a chinese phone, with four SIM cards!
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