Joke: Teacher and Student

STUDENT: Sir can i have a question?
Teacher: Yes!

Student: How do u put an elephant inside a fridge?
Teacher: I dont know

Student: Its easy you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question!
Teacher: Okay ask!

Student: How to put a donkey inside the fridge??
Teacher: It's easy you just open the fridge and put it in.

Student: No sir! You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in.
Teacher: Ohhh.. Ok!

Student: Let me ask another one, If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be?
Teacher: The Lion ofcourse! Bcoz it wud eat all the animals.

Student: No sir, it is the donkey bcoz its still inside the fridge.
Teacher: Are you kidding me?!

Student: No sir! One last question.
Teacher: Ok!!

Student: If there's a river