Caught Masturbating

in #joke7 years ago

My most awkward moment growing up was when mom walked in on me masturbating

But it wasn't even my fault, my stepdad made me touch him there!

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Damn.. that went dark like the power just got cut out.

haha ya I go there sometimes
just comes most naturally to me for some reason

Oh uh hmm maybe these are repressed feelings. I mean, broskie, if you ever need a friendly ear you know where to turn. Just let it all out. I did wonder why you chose "traf" instead of "algar" or just "gar" as your alter ego. It might have more implications than we previously thought. Show us in this doll where he touched you.

He probably just wanted to play the game : "it's more fun if you come". It's a great way to bond... so I heard

ya i'm surprised mom didn't just join in haha

Finally traf is back. and dark shit dude..

won't be that active
3 posts or less a day instead of 5-8
weaker self votes too, still want to see short content take off for this place

ya my shorter jokes are usually darker

weaker self votes too

oops :(

Yes @traf is not active her post really funny....

Ha, dark jokery is the best!

haha I can't help it sometimes, it's the stuff that comes most naturally to me

haha.....very creative, hey when did you start/stop calling willy 'step-dad'

Excellent... a twist at the end, much like OP and his 'stepdad'

lol...yeah well @traf was a little dark when he came back so I had to PG-13 it a little...hehe 😀😁😂 :D

Thanks for the upvote @didipatz, I'm just trying my hand on humor

you can see my others to @Traf & @b00m here:

i-m-only-having-one-drink

decepticons-attack

passing-toilet-paper - honestly i did not fully 'get' this one so I just made my own @punchline

black-friday - it's my first tricky one

robot-what-s - this one will get me in trouble....haha

throwing-a-fight

girlfriend-s-family-doesn-t-like-me - yes this will also get me in trouble :D

stephen-hawking-impression - another PG-13 rendition...haha

Crap, 2 sentences on a big story.

How much should I upvote 2 sentences?

they're short form jokes, memes or 1 liners on this account

OVER 9000 OFC ?

Ha ha dude that's so funny you are really so cool..

thank you

Step dad, stepping way too low? ;)

Ah! Stepdad wanna step into there. Gosh

wow.. very shockingly ahaha nxt time try to lock a door :P

Ok that is awkward LOL:/

haha ikr? thanks for having a look at my jokes

Omg, I wasn't ready for that...

haha
that's what I said to my stepfather

Haha 👌🏽

Sometimes you have to wade through the comments section for funny, and here it is... same author as original post!

That's not even remotely funny

That explains so much about who you became.

Lol the turn after opening the Post was quite a hard one