The Mosque
A man called Peter and I were lost in a desert. We were so thirsty and hungry that we could do anything for a cup of water and some food. Suddenly, we sighted a mosque, then Peter turned to me and said, "lets pretend we're Muslims, so that we can get some food and water. My name will be Ahmad and yours will be Umar." "I'm not going to change my identity," I said. Off we went into the mosque. On getting there, we met the Imam who welcomed us warmly, he then asked for our names. Peter said, "I'm Ahmad" "I'm Cedrick" replies me. The Imam ordered some food for me, then turned to Ahmad and said, "Ahmad, happy Ramadan."
Poor man!