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Four nuns died in a crash and went to St. Peter at the gates of heaven.
St. Peter tells them:
- You served God your whole lives so now tell me your sins without hesitation and we will work them out so you can enter.
The nuns lined up and St. Peter asked the firs one if she has ever sinned: - Well one time I touched a man's penis with one finger only - she said.
- Do you see this bowl of holy water? -asked St. Peter. Wash your finger and come in.
The second nun got encouraged and stated: - Once I grabbed a man's penis with my right hand.
St. Peter ordered her to wash her hands well and get in heaven.
At this moment the last nun pushed the one in front of her and asked:
Can I just rinse my mouth, because she has to wash her ass ?!?!