Tell me a joke.
6 years ago in #jokes by berniesanders (77)
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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from hemmrhoids does that mean 1 out of 5 people benefit from them?
Steemit
Steemit
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Tron.
@ned
bernie banters
What was the name of the biggest knight in King Arthur's court?
Sir Cumference.... You know you smiled, LOL!
:)Wanna hear a potassium joke?
................
K!
What is the difference between LOL and l-o-l
One is laughing out loud the other is a tie fighter
😂😂😂
Hahaha!
If I bring a woman breakfast in bed, a simple Thank You! is all I need.
None of this Oh my God, who are you, how did you get into my house, I'm calling the cops! bullshit.
Geeze.
Haha, cool
Steem will reach $10 this year 😂
There is a holy man living on an island. Since he has spent much of his life in solitude and prayer, God descends to him and tells him:
The man raises his head and says:
God is not so pleased:
The man keeps thinking for a while and then replies:
And God keeps thinking for a while and then:
A woman says to her husband:
Nailed it
A husband and wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Ooh, I look like a pig!".
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
Are you ok? You have been posting a lot lately... Are you feeling lonely or in need of company?
lol I’m actually great, thank you for the concern
He's trying to distract everyone from the falling coin prices 🤣
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I find where's my home. I gotta fly for seek. Did you know dragonking's home? I couldn't remember. I drunk whiskey without limitations.
There was a cat with 16 lives, crushed by a 4x4 and died.
Bitcoin fans want decentralization but also want the entire market to be centered on Bitcoin. That's the biggest joke in this scene so far!
Hmmm it is ironic
I like to tell this one to the kids.
I was at the grocery store the other day and the bagger asked if I wanted my milk in the bag.
I responded "No thanks, I'd prefer to keep it in the carton."
I am king of the world ... LOl
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
$1 SBD = 100 USD lol
Q. What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day?
A. You’re purrr-fect for me.
bitcoin will be hit 50 K by the end of 2019 :P@berneisanders
et tu, Brute? :rolling_eyes:holy shit, dude. i didn't give you a joke earlier because i was sure you were gonna get a metric shit ton of good jokes but like... jeezus. @themarkymark,
anyway.
How do you find Ronald McDonald on a nudist beach?
You look for sesame seed buns!
Whatever. I'll try harder someday, prolly.
;)
@berniesanders all steemit users will be millionaire one day
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A joke...
👍👍👍🙌🙌🙌🍺🍻🤘🤪
Once upon tome a man go to participate a marriage party.After the party when he go to the home than he see her friend in the way.Her friend where you coming than he said about party.After thay her friend asked him what he give on the party?what he eat in the party?and what he take in this party.The man replied that he give run,ear bark and take pain.
Stinc is a well run operation. :))
Mark Zuckerberg finally have a steemit account
what do you call a pile of cats?
Gross.
LOL! 😂
hahahha a meowtain.
Maelstrom.
I'm not really awake as it is 3.50 AM right now.
So give me at least a few more minutes.
I will be president of USA Lolzzzz
STEEM will hit $1,000 !
let me love you...
My wife accept my rules :)
Unbelievable.....
I gave you and upvote worth 50$ on your articles yesterday! Dont bother to thank me. I am a philantropist
I received 3 million SP lol :D
CRYPTOCURRENCY as investment asset starting 2018....
Before now, I thought Steem was the eldest brother of SBD not until yesterday the youngest one suddenly became the eldest. They are now behaving like twins.
Only in Africa, you get a call from a wrong dial and you tell the person you got the wrong number but same person will call you minutes later, asking. Do you know the real number?
bitconnect
If you tell the truth and write good posts everyday, you will be rewarded on steemit.
4 word posts will never get you anywhere.
...oops, I did it again...
We want justice for nobita
Support nobita guys
Why did the scarecrow get a medal?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Ermm.... @haejin loves you. :-)
I am a joke - have a look at this 1 minute 23 of your life wasted
DON'T GIVE ANY CLOTHES TO MAID
A lady gave some of her old sarees to her maid n said,.. "Take these, & use them,.. They are of good quality & I don't wanna throw them, just that they are old, you use them all..!!"
After 3 days, maid returned all the old sarees to the lady & said
"Madam, please take back your clothes... Because, your husband thinks I'm you, & ignores ME all the time,..
& I wonder why, from past 3 days, your neighbours Sharmaji, Guptaji, & Mishra ji are coming & hugging me from behind..!! 😛😜😜😛😜😛
I was gonna tell a gay joke, but fuck it.