A crazy man comes to the psychiatrist's office and was making a strange sound:
-Uhuu, Uhuu, Uhuu!
-What are you doing there? The doctor asked.
-I am driving away the elephants.
-Okay, but there are no elephants here.
-You see now? It worked.
How many cops do you need to change a bulb?
One, but it's never there when you need him.
A romanian pedestrian in U.S walks along with a friend when a car passed and splashes him from top to bottom. Of course, the car left.
Romanian, angry: We do not have such a thing in my country. If a car splashes on the street, the driver get down, apologizes, invite you to his house, dry your clothes, give you something to drink.
The guy from U.S: Did that happen to you?
Romanian: No, it happened to my wife.
Which one did you like more?
I like your jokes. I am a big fan of Dr Dr jokes, do you know these?
U: "Dr. Dr.! I think I'm a puppy!"
Dr: "Well sit down on the couch and let's talk about it. ;-)
U: "I can't! I'm not allowed on the couch!"
:)) I don't know these man! Thank you!
The guy to the beautiful girl: You know, I believe I have a weakness for you!
The girl: Shit! I hoped for something stronger!
haha, that's funny!
Fun! The last one!
I am glad you liked it!
The last one was the best. Sounds like something that would actually happen here! lol
Hehe!
Very corny, I like them!
Hard to choose between the first and last though. Probably the last one.
Thank you!
very nice joke
thanks!
nice jokes! thank you!
thanks too!
hahahahahahahhaa
hihi!
The last one bro!. The Romanian is a clawn. Hope you're not like him.
there are few romanians who make our country look so bad...
Yeah, i believe there are this type of people in every country.
Hahaa ,, very good post @jwolf
I am glad you like it!
hahah damm awesome lol
hihi!