A Zoo Leader gets a report from his staff that an elephant has died in his cage. To check the truth of the report, the Zoo Leader went to the cage and found someone weeping near the carcass.
"As an elephant's handler, of course you are very sad and I am also," the Leader tried to cheer.
"I'm not the elephant's charmer, sir," the man said. "But I was assigned to dig his grave .. his elephant is so big sir ... so I have to dig it in once ..."
A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of angry Indians. They were all prepared to kill him but their Chief declared that since they were celebrating the Great Spirit, they would grant the cowboy three wishes before he killing him. The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them.
The Chief comes up to him and asks:
The Chief allows him to talk to the horse. The cowboy whispers in its ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with a naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed, so they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. A little while later, the cowboy stumbles out of the teepee, tucking in his shirt.
The Chief asks him once again:
Again, the cowboy whispers in the horse’s ear. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. Well, the Indians are very impressed indeed. So, once again, they let the cowboy use one of their teepees. The cowboy stumbles out a little while later.
The chief comes up to the cowboy and asks:
He grabs the horse by the ears and yells @ it:
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