Guy goes to the eye doctor carrying a large metal lunchbox with him... When the doctor sees him into his office he says "what seems to be the problem?" The guy replies... "Um... I think it'd just be easier to show you doc" The doc raises his eyebrows and nods in agreement... The guy then opens the lunchbox to reveal a huge log of crap inside... Seeing this the doctor JUMPS BACK and says "Whoa! whoa!!!... wait a minute... I think you're a bit confused... I'm an optometrist. I think you're looking for a "Proctologist"!!! ... The guy says "No doc you don't understand... Every time I have one of THESE ... My eyes water like a son of a bitch! "
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