If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.
Q: What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
A: A virgin.
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies
Q: Did you hear about the African American girl who was quiet during the movie?
A: She wasn't
Q: What do you call two fat people talking?
A: A heavy discussion.
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
Q: Whats the worst thing about dating a blonde?
A: If you don't know what hole to put it in neither do they.
Q: What did the penis say to the vagina?
A: Don't make me cum in there.
Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Q: What do you call ball's on your chin?
A: A dick in your mouth!
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican racist?
A: He joined the que que que.
Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A: A tearjerker.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
Q: Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader?
A: They both suck for four quarters.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off
Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls
Q: How do you rape a camel?
A: One hump at a time.
Q: What do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a pool?
A: Vegetable soup.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.
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