Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 22nd February 2018

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Joke 1
Will Rogers

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Joke 2

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.


Joke 3

The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has nominated the 5-inch bog turtle to the endangered species list.

Approval is expected to move very slowly, but steadily, through Congress.


Joke 4

Q: What happened to the guy who fell into a glass grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.


Joke 5

A young couple is on their honeymoon. After having great sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."

"We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck do YOU think you're going?"

"Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over."


Joke 6

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it.

After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed. The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades.

"And on the third day . . . " he began.

Everyone hollers, "No! No! Start with the first day!"

"And on the third day," the private continues, "she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom."


Joke 7

The doctor at a regional hospital tells his patient, "I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?"

The patient asks for the bad news first. "I have the results of your examination of your injuries to both your feet and we're going to have to amputate right away."

"That's the bad news? How could there be good news?"

"See that man in the lobby? The seedy-looking fellow?"

"Yeah," says the patient. "What about him?"

The doctor looks at the patient with a grin, "He wants to buy your shoes!


Joke 8

Q: Why do Italians and Greeks wear moustaches?
A: To look like their mothers.


Not everything that counts can be counted

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good job

hahaha excellent jokes, thank you to brighten the day

He he he Awesome jokes @sydesjokes

Lots of funny is what we need these days.

Muy buenos chistes muchas gracias.

Joke number eight 8 😂

He that depends on tabloids and tv for information is usually the last to receive meaning information

Oh mei - joke 8!! Poor mommies lol

Being Italian or Greek I wouldn't find No.8 funny. But I'm not, so: Perfect one!

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Haha joke no-3 it's exactly how they work ...lol

Nice post! I will follow you from now on.

Haha ...like joke No-4...lol

Thanks for this list of jokes @sydesjokes. It certainly did take some of the negativity that we have to go through in our everyday life! God bless you. This is an awesome post :)

Good jobs !

Joke number 1.Ha Ha Ha.

He he he Awesome jokes @sydesjokes

Muy buenos chistes muchas gracias.

Lots of funny is what we need these days