Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 24th January 2018

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Joke 1

There's a difference between interest and commitment

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Joke 2

What's worse than being blind? Is to have sight but no vision - Helen Keller


Joke 3

Two Englishmen, out for a night on the town, picked up a couple of women in a dimly lit pub and began touring the town. In another pub, while the ladies were occupied in the powder room, one of the men whispered to the other: "I say, old man, would you mind if we switched dates?"

"No," said the other. "But yours seems a decent sort, what's wrong with her?"

"Nothing much," replied the first, "but between the smog and the grog and the fog, I seem to have picked up an aunt of mine."


Joke 4

Q: What day does a fish hate?
A: Fry day.


Joke 5

A sweet young thing took her seat on opening day of her college class. The young man behind her tapped her on the shoulder and asked, "What are you doing wearing a football jersey?"

The girl replied, "Why, I bought it and own it. Why shouldn't I wear it?"

He said, "You're not supposed to wear it to class unless you've made the team."

"Oh," she replied sweetly. "Who did I miss?"


Joke 6

Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.

It looked so realistic, that when Miss Baker saw the fly sitting on the notebook, she slammed it with a ruler. The fly didn't fly away. So she slammed the book once again, again the fly didn't fly away.

This drove Miss Baker really mad, so she started to pound the book with the ruler and, as a result, the grade book became a bunch of torn sheets of paper. With the class laughing, she realized what had happened. Then Miss Baker called Little Johnny's father to school.

"You see what your son did to our class grade book?" she said.

"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last month, he drew a naked woman on a fence and for two weeks straight I was pulling splinters out of my dick."


Joke 7

Two men were talking in a restaurant. They had ordered their dinner and were patiently waiting for the meals to be delivered. The first man asked the other, "Do you know how many lawyers it would take to change a lightbulb?"

"Naw, cain't rightly say I do," replied the second guy.

"You could NEVER get a lawyer to change a lightbulb!"

"Now, hold on, pardner." The man added, "I ain't no rocket scientist, but NO lawyer could see what he was doing in the dark!"

The othr man replied, "Well, you have two alternatives. Here they are. One, you could ask the secretary to change the light bulb. She would. Two, you could ask the lawyer, 'Would you screw a new light bulb in here?' and he would! Hell, man, don't cha know? A LAWYER will screw anything he can!"


Joke 8

Q: What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
A: "You're too young to be smoking."


Honesty

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Funny but educative at the same time thanks for sharing

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Art srudent:- No matter how fast you run you will always meet your shadow in front of you
Science student:- really have you heard of law of refraction and diversion

Thanks, funny jokes

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They are really funny with some inspirational

Ha! Thanks again

Thank you for daily portion of laugh.

Funny! You're too young to smoke!
Thank you @sydesjokes! :)

Joke 4...👌👌👍

The post is very funny @sydesjokes
I interesting for your posts,i want follow you every day...be happy

hahahahaha good jokes my friend.

Joke #1
So true. You can be interested in a something and not be committed to it. But you can be committed to something that doesnt interest you.

Hahaha, thanks for the jokes. I like the number 4

Can always rely on you and your jokes to bring a smile to my face

El numero 4 jejejejeje!!!

Wonderful jokes

Today they won 2 and 4. Thanks.

Always enjoy that morning laugh and you always make it possible ..lol

Always fun to be reading your jokes great way to start the day !!

Friday is fishy haha

Thank you for daily portion of laugh.

Thank you for making me smiling :-) this morning!

wow your jokes are awsome and I love them

Fishes hate fry day:) nice one keep sharing @sydesjokes

Gracias por los chistes!

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ahahaha :) very funny!

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