Hahaha! It is time indeed for us to dance. You're comment is clearly one of the best comment I ever read and I'm not surprised it comes from a vegan. I'll talk and go into much more details about some of the stuff you mentioned in your comment.
By the way, make sure to invite all your instagram followers. Post about it here on Steemit and I'll give you nice upvote. Don't promise them anything you can't be sure of. Don't oversell, just make some honest invitations.
Have fun!