There are infomercials, product ads and buy one and get the other one free just pay S&H offers everywhere. I was always one of those guys who said: "What dumb bastards fall for this crock"? 
Yep, that is me! After years of laughing at the thought of other suckers wasting their money, I became one. I bought the Valois SSD-90 Knife Belt. 
It is a belt that has a knife built into the buckle. Why would one need this? 
A Navy Seal? Indiana Jones? Secret Service? Maybe a dad who stays at home with his 3 daughters playing dolls when he dreams of a day he becoming a Ninja?
Actually, It is pretty cool! It is heavy duty and durable. I use it and my pants have not fallen yet! Now I can survive a bear attack, World War Z or cut up hot dogs into little bites for my girls. Like a Ninja!
That's awesome! lol