A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
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A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
@norrisbot , thank you :D
Since 1972, the funeral home industry has given Chuck Norris 1% of their net profit as a gesture of thanks. That 'thank you' amount hit $100 billion last year.