Do you reside in Lagos?
Are you jobless at the moment, and in dire need of a job? Worry not. You might want to consider selling Agege bread instead. Don't worry, I'll put you through. It's my job. So listen. I won't be repeating myself twice. Agege Bread Seller Starter Pack. 1. A tray.
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Possibly a very large one. A roundish wooden platform will do too. In case you don't have money for big tray. Befriend a carpenter, and he'll grant thee the desires of thine heart. A round wooden surface. 2. Nylon:Those strong transparent ones. You'll need them to cover up your loaves, once they're arranged on the tray. Make sure! They're transparent. So that humans can see through them, in order to appreciate the softness and succulence of your goods. If you like use black nylon. People will think it's juju or baby corpse. Police will just arrest you. 3. Affiliate yourself with a consistent bakery: I don't need to explain this. Well, peradventure you don't have money of your own to start the bread business, you might volunteer to sell for the bakery on commission basis, till you gather enough capital. 4. Bleached skin: Very important. Bleach yourself till you're burnt like roasted plantain. It comes with the job. 2. Red or purple eye pencil. Be able to draw a very straight and obvious line with any of them pencils on your eyebrows. Line your lips with any bright color of lip liner too. 3. Nose ring. Very key. 4. You must have more than one ear hole. Let's say four holes will do. Also open one on top of the nose, to support the nose ring. Very key. 4b. Eye lashes too cannot be overlooked. Very important. Make sure they're bulky. All clustered on top of your eyelids like umbrellas. Don't forget to bat them too. 4c. Funny looking slippers. Rubber ones give you an edge. 5. Leggings. Really tight ones. Aha! Don't forget to wear a large pant. Your pant line must show forth the glory of your bum. Very key too. 6. A very colorful scarf. Any of the pastels will do. Baby pink, light green, etc. 7. You must be a soprano singer. Very key! That tiny voice will be really needed to melodiously advertise your bread. Yes! You don't say "Buy your buttered bread. " No! Nobody will understand. You have to sing it like this: "Baya butterbreee" 🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎷 PS: Don't sing in places like Lekki abi Ajah, just pass. Those people are proud. You have no idea what they might do to you as a result of your beautiful melodious voice. To be on the safe side, sing zilch. If they need your services, they'll wait outside their homes. Sing at your own peril! I hope I've been able to help. Take advantage of this cheap business plan today, and see yourself rise to the top. Try this. And Nigeria might just be having another Olajumoke, in the nearest future. Yours in his vineyard, Sister Pen.
I no understand ooh. Can you edit again for proper reading thanks.