lol @ badly skinned cow :)
Definitely not good to have a zipper with a mind of it's own - people could get the wrong impression!
Don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you have some item of clothing you at least tolerate :P
Well I do have a Steemfest 3 scarf I quite like, although I've not yet worn it like @eveuncoved has :D
Tell me about it. And I do hate it when people talk to me whenever I'm listening to music so that would be no good.
Ah well, let's not kid ourselves, no one could wear it quite as well as that :P I love that scarf too. Pity it doesn't go with black.