My New Identity

in #lgbtq15 years ago (edited)

After long sought out reflection and contemplation I have decided to go through with my transition.

Soon after I had educated myself on the fallacies of White Privilege, I was whisking my butter into a whip as Privilege doesnt come without fine quality buttered toast for breakfast. Ah yes, the epitome of Privledge is in form of basic needs I worked to supply for myself.

Now that you understand how deeply my Privilege systemically stems through my life, I can begin eating my whipped butter topped toast. There is no excuse for any white man to not acknowledge his priviledge before almost any action.

This is where my cross roads intercepts the LGBTQ+1 community as I am the +1 because as a +1 my white privilege is therefore accepted in the upper echelons of gay society, unilaterally the most important demographic in the universe not just society.

It's incredibly important to acknowledge such advances in acceptance culture as my white privilege is not entirely accepted by the lesbian and gay community. It is with great honor I acknowledge my white privilege and I will make sure to thank all mexican diplomats with immunity.

I am from Flint Michigan, and I am a White Mexican Nationalist with diplomatic immunity.

Let's pray for all gods to rejoice in violent reunion and enguage their fullest potential on the battlefield.

Forever LGBTQ+1

This is all a simulation, enjoy.

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HI @phusionphil I am very interested in your post. As a white South African, I have been accused of white privilege myself. I don't quite understand your viewpoint on this from your post though? :) Are you saying that white privilege is not something to be ashamed of, or that it doesn't infact exist (ie. as you said, it is all a simulation)

It is a dark satire. Technically both things you have said could be inferred.

  1. It's not something to involved shame, or for anyone to be ashamed of having due to,

  2. It doesnt exist, it's a characterization of a human physical trait.

There is a hyperbole or 2 and a personification that makes this comedy and quite funny to me so I play around with the idea.

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I have made another identity I am going to create some satire with soon as well.

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