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The drinks were free but tasted like shit, you could only drink a small cup a day, and they shot you if you wanted to leave

Could get into an awful lot of trouble in a dive like that.

XDDDDDDD HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Hahahaha.... this is a good one! Anyway, nice to know you. I read about from @rismanrachman posting. Goodluck, girl!

Cool, nice to meet you!!

My goodness! Did you have to steal a Soviet tank in order to smash through the heavily guarded exit? I hate it when that happens! But now you have a tank!!!