If you are familiar with hip-hop slang, you understand why I am amused by this board book version of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol and this specific color-noun combination.
Having a warped sense of humor helps when working at a library.
EDIT
Here is the cover, for those who might want to find this book to get into the spirit of the season, whether as the ghost of Christmas Past, Present, or Future.
Ha! The Cratchit family is getting krunk tonight, apparently.
I think that's from the Fezziwig flashback, but nonetheless, "WHHHUT!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!"