he had a face like a well-skelped arse but was probably relatively handsome by the standards of the North of England.
Very true!
Figs...... I like figs but the face told me that beerifying them is not a good idea!
I hope you found that ginger bulb, or another beverage!
Fortunately it's a house of little finger so a different beer it was!!!
Hehe, Jimmy Nail. What a guy!
Nicely summed up by smasssh’s photo!