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That's what I did except for the slowly skyping away part. Yeek. I was charging with someone and they were like, reneger when we nicked the old codgers stuck in their ways? Now we're them. It was a horrific realisation!!

Next you'll have a pocket full of snot rags :O

As long as someone else can be blamed, best to just go along with it and pretend to be helpful I guess.

There is always someone to be blamed!

I will never have those rags in my pocket. Eeeww, gives me the herbs thinking about making the muck from my nose in a rag in my pocket. I'm what they call, a heavy producer!