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RE: Once Upon A Scooter

in #life5 years ago

A Transvestite standing in the corner could well be more entertaining than the box most of the time.

I grinned widely at the thought of pleasing my lovely wife without children falling out of her old gammon vase nine months later.

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Worth the entrance fee alone!

and wear them like some crazy kind of urban skis?

Content of the future I hope!

When I've had a go in the past I've found the handle bars way too low, how is your back after the ride?

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Aw man, my legs are killing me but it was bloody magic. Proper adult ones so the handlebars go quite high. I am a convert! Istand upright and zip along like it's the future!!

Lol, might have to get the other kind of TV then for some night watching entertainment :OD

Hmmm, maybe I just had a go on ones stolen from children :O

Some TVs tell jokes for a living, although they could be quite expensive to hire!

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Heheh, good one. That TV is way out of my price range. I would no doubt get something Lily Savage-esque smoking fags and cussing at the kids!

I had a sore back when I jumped on the Little Lady's one, its tiny but one step up from the tiniest! I got some right looks whizzing about on my grown up one. Bstarts :OD

Bottom of the barrel stuff is Lily!

Not sure if a scooter implies a mid-life crisis - it's hardly a 2 seater sports car!

Hahahaha, I am saving myself for the sports car. I am sure one day it will come. When moon and all that :OD